Self-Loathing Nighttime Conversations

You will hate this.

This is where I store scraps of conversations that I have with people in New York City. Because I sorta hate myself, most of these conversations are with or about girls. Most scenes take place in bars or beds.

I warned you.

LOL

[Not a chat session.]
Me: I hate the Facebook status thing.
Her: Yes, everyone does.
Me: But I think it's fascist.
Her: You don't think "It's complicated" fills in the blanks?
Me: It's all fucking complicated!
Her: LOL.