Self-Loathing Nighttime Conversations
You will hate this.
This is where I store scraps of conversations that I have with people in New York City. Because I sorta hate myself, most of these conversations are with or about girls. Most scenes take place in bars or beds.
I warned you.
A Linguistic Cliche
I made out with a cute 23-year-old girl with a Tumblr last night.
Every part of speech of that sentence is redundant.