Self-Loathing Nighttime Conversations

You will hate this.

This is where I store scraps of conversations that I have with people in New York City. Because I sorta hate myself, most of these conversations are with or about girls. Most scenes take place in bars or beds.

I warned you.

Mind the Age Gap

Her: She's 23. Isn't she supposed to be back-packing across Europe or something right now?
Me: No, she's too busy trying to take over the world, not experience it.
Her: These millennials -- they're different than us.