Self-Loathing Nighttime Conversations

You will hate this.

This is where I store scraps of conversations that I have with people in New York City. Because I sorta hate myself, most of these conversations are with or about girls. Most scenes take place in bars or beds.

I warned you.

Catch Phrases

Her: You're describing "serial monogamy," right?
Me: No, I hate that phrase. It sounds banal, scientific. Not only is it completely without passion, but it's also lost its meaning.
Her: What?
Me: It's true. It was once the perfect description of something, but that something is now gone.
Her: So what is it now?
Me: "Microlove."
Her: Yeah, that will catch on.