Self-Loathing Nighttime Conversations

You will hate this.

This is where I store scraps of conversations that I have with people in New York City. Because I sorta hate myself, most of these conversations are with or about girls. Most scenes take place in bars or beds.

I warned you.

One Reason

Her: How do people end up in relationships in this city?
Me: I don't know. I think it's because they need an excuse to quit their coke habits.